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    Smile The Pope's Chauffeur

    After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope still standing on the curb.

    "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver, "Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

    "Well, to tell you the truth,..." says the Pope, "...they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and now that I'm Pope, I'd really like to drive today."

    "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

    "Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a smile.

    Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.
    The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
    (Remember, he's German.)

    "Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
    "Oh, Dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the driver.

    The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches,
    but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

    "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

    The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

    "So bust him," says the Chief.

    "I don't think we want to do that, he's really big," said the cop.

    The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"
    "No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit of persistence.

    The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"
    Cop: "Bigger."

    Chief: " The Governor?"
    Cop: "Bigger."

    Chief: "The President?"
    Cop: "Bigger."

    "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
    Cop: "I think it's God!"

    The Chief is stumped, " You been drinking, John? "
    Cop: " No Sir."

    Chief : " Then what makes you think it's God?"
    Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur."


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    wkwkwkwk.....
    sopirnya aja Paus, apalagi penumpangnya...

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    siapa yg makan paus gan...
    kalo dirumah ki pake abis ....
    kwkwkkwkw

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    Ga ngerti bahasa inggris...
    .
    ☜==☞ ŴψåKåKå
    / (_ ŴψåKåKå

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    Quote Originally Posted by hantu darat View Post
    Ga ngerti bahasa inggris...
    .
    ☜==☞ ŴψåKåKå
    / (_ ŴψåKåKå
    Wkakaka....sumpah gan ,ane ngakak waktu liat komen lo,gokil gue juga ndak ngerti bahasanya....=D

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    Quote Originally Posted by gcoys View Post
    Wkakaka....sumpah gan ,ane ngakak waktu liat komen lo,gokil gue juga ndak ngerti bahasanya....=D
    hahahahahahaha
    ikut nimbrung gan
    "S'O'S"

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    ga ngerttiiii

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    Wkwkwkwk lucu bgt gan critanya, ikt aj pdahal gk ngerti bhasanya

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mekyhunter View Post
    Wkwkwkwk lucu bgt gan critanya, ikt aj pdahal gk ngerti bhasanya
    Bagus gan ane kasih buat lo karna U̶̲̥̅̊D̶̲̥̅̊α̍̍̊H̶̲̥̅̊ ikut

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    Hahaha lucu gan
    tpi sayang gua gak ngerti

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    Quote Originally Posted by gcoys View Post
    Wkakaka....sumpah gan ,ane ngakak waktu liat komen lo,gokil gue juga ndak ngerti bahasanya....=D
    "̮˚°◦♡ωkωkωk(∩_∩)◦°˚​"̮... Yg komen bikin g ngakak

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    Hahahahhahaha... Bener tuh kata polisi,, yang nyupirnya aja "pope" apalagi yang dibawa dibelakang...!! Hahahaha

    Nice Suhu!!

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