SHARE Ketika Software Bilang “Tenang”, Tapi Kita Panik

[MrJoar]

Pernah ngalamin software yang tulisannya sopan,


tapi dampaknya bikin jantung copot?


Ini ceritanya





“Saving…”


Tulisan kecil di layar.


Kita nunggu…


5 detik… 1 menit…


Laptop mulai panas, tangan dingin, iman goyah.





“Not Responding”


Software: diam


User: berdoa


Padahal baru ngetik 3 jam tanpa save.





Auto Update di Waktu Haram


Laptop: “Restarting in 5 minutes”


Kita: “JANGAN SEKARANG ”


Meeting tinggal 2 menit lagi.





Bug yang Katanya ‘Minor’


Developer: “Cuma bug kecil kok”


User: gak bisa login


Bos: nanya tiap 5 menit


Bug: senyum





Software Jalan Mulus Saat Demo


Dicoba sendiri: error


Dicoba depan atasan: lancar


Software ternyata takut jabatan.





Error Message Paling Nyebelin


“Something went wrong”


APA YANG SALAH?


DI MANA?


KENAPA?


Software: misterius





Kesimpulan:


Software itu pintar,


tapi emosinya gak bisa ditebak





Kalau kamu masih sabar, berarti kamu sudah naik level

 

[haorspasf]

Hi folks, I first heard about Betgr8 when a friend sent me a message during a live match discussion here in Kenya. He said he sometimes follows odds there when big games are happening. Later that evening I searched for more details and ended up reading about Betgr8 while comparing a few betting sites. The thing I noticed quickly was how clearly the sports categories were arranged. After exploring for a while, I had a positive impression of how easy it feels for players in Kenya.

 

[Eijunkataoka]

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